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Like to chill, laugh and enjoy life while i can. I am open minded and love all women no matter what
Race. Im just curious on how "real" this site is because im tired of getting pop ups on it. So if there
is any real women on here, and you want to have a good time with a real man contact me.
So far this
website has disappointed me, because it seems like everyone is playing games hiding behind the internet.
so dont hit me up if you dont have a pic, or ask me to view your web cam that i have to pay for.
We
can IM , talk on the phone. p
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I had just settled into my seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle
seat and put his Golden Retriever in the middle seat next to me. I was looking very quizzically at
the dog and asked why the dog is allowed on the plane.
The man explained that he is a DEA agent and
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we get airborne and I put him to work.
" The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the agent
says: "Watch this." He tells Sniffer to "search." Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally
sits very purposefully next to a woman for a several seconds.
Sniffer then returns to its seat and
puts one paw on the agent's arm. The agent says, "Good boy", and he turns to me and says: "That woman
is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend
her when we land.
" "Say...that's pretty neat" I replied. Once again, the agent sends Sniffer to search
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and this time, he places TWO paws on the agent's arm.
The agent says, "Wow. That man is carrying cocaine,
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told Sniffer to "search" again.
Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down
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U think U ready>? Bring IT!
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im fun, friendly, and like to get know new people, im more of a freak in the bed then most would think.
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